I am having trouble sleeping lately. Which might be, because I sleep in till noon..or three...or five.
But I am blaming it on the coming up of school.
I went to church today with 2 hours of sleep and felt myself nodding off as Pastor Carey was talking so I sipped more coffee out of my giant mug. [I am going to be like my mother here and insert and random picture of the object I am talking about.]
I joked with "z2" [I will come up with a more clever nickname later] about a story in the bible. Hopefully that is not a sin. I was thinking about that also. Is making jokes about stories in the Bible a sin. Hopefully not, because Pastor Carey was talking about Jehoshaphat and I wondered if anyone ever giggled at his name. I read on, and there was a story about his son who I guess wasn't a very good boy, because it told a story how he "prostituted himself out to the Israelites and had a bad bowel disease"
I shuddered and read on.
It went on to talk about how he died because all of his bowels fell out.
Then "Z2" left to go boating and left me alone with "skunk girl" [hehehe] so I had to do something else to keep myself awake.
So I read Leviticus!...
And became deeply depressed because, it kept saying what to do if you are unclean, and if you have a skin disease you are unclean, and if a priests daughter becomes a prostitute you have to kill her, by lighting her on fire.
And stuff about what to do if someone has intercourse with an animal.
I became very uncomfortable and probably kept twitching. I know a few times my mouth flew open and I sat in shock.
Anywhos, after waiting another hour for my parents to get done talking about who knows what, we finally high-tailed it out of there. And went to Mcdonalds! I am glad reading about "unclean" bodies affected me.
-rolls eyes-
I got a "Mighty Kids Meal" because it had Fosters home for imaginary friends toys! You can see the fellow they call "Wilt" in the bottom left hand corner of the picture.
[btw mom if you are reading this the McDonalds is NOT by the computer it is all in your mind.]
6 comments:
Well... I have a feeling I may have a bit of insomnia Monday night with school starting. I have already had the teacher nightmares of showing up late, wearing my pajamas (which is better than G.Mary's antics in the car), and having the kids take over. I hope I don't look like that face you posted when I can't sleep. He is a bit scary. Just sing to Lester, drink warm milk, and all will be fine! lol
Molly I am so glad that you got a blog. I was laughing so hard. You are my favorite person in the whole world.
Ever.
End of story.
As always, your post is always beautiful, meaningful and very deep. You inspire me to no end. You must have a very active muse. Oh, and what craft you use in your photography!! AWESOME!!
Oh... I forgot your active muse... it is meaningful and deep!
WE ALL WANT TO KNOW HOW THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL WAS. TELL US ABOUT THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!!
Oh my dear Lord... you have no idea how I laughed at what you were laughing about during church... cause someone (i will not mention who) was like "molly and zoe were laughing during church... bla bla bla" ... and I thought of one time when drew and I got in BIG trouble from an undisclosed uncle because we were giggling during the ending prayer....
ha
anyway, welcome to blogland.
love
jenn
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